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CHALLENGE IDEAS FOR ZOOMERS

I am a little bit late to talk about tide pod challenge, cinnamon challenge and some other stupid shit like that. But everyday you see some brand new zoomer cringe. I am not hateful towards zoomers, i am barely a zoomer myself. I guess I can be considered as a late millenial. I just want to help my zoomer brothers to gain more fame. Stop doing what others do. Be creative bros. Here i have some ideas for you to try.

HYDROCLORIC ACID DRINKING CHALLENGE

Difficulty: 4/10

Potential clicks: 8/10

Eating tide pod, scooping lethal doses of pre workout, drinking bleach, eating cinnamon these are all old fashioned. If you want to stand out you must do the unthinkable. You must do the thing nobody ever dared before. In this challenge you drink at least 500 mL of hydrocloric acid. How do you find the acid is up to you, I am just here to advice.

SWIMMING ON LAVA CHALLENGE(POMPEII CHALLENGE)

Difficulty: 8/10

Potential clicks: 9/10

Pretty self explanatory, you just find a lava pool or better an active volcano and jump right in. I know what you are gonna ask, "But what if my hair gets messy?". Just wear a tinfoil hat you idiot. This way it is gonna both protect your hair and you are gonna have maximum resistance against fire.

OPENING UP AN LGBT FLAG IN AFGHANISTAN

Difficulty: 6/10

Potential clicks: 10/10

This one is pretty easy, only problem is to going into Afghanistan. Absolutely zero risk here. This is not only gonna educate afghans about LGBT rights but also gonna give you millions of clicks. This challenge can make you the most famous tiktoker in the world. And people are gonna remember you as a legend.

EATING STREET FOOD IN CHINA

Difficulty: 3/10

Potential clicks: 9/10

In this challenge you need to pay a visit to china. Not any place in china, you must choose small towns mostly. And you are gonna try every single street food for about a month. From eggs boiled in piss to infamous bat soup created the corona pandemic. If you don't die you are gonna be the most famous gourmet in the world.

OLYMPIC FLAME CHALLENGE

Difficulty: 8/10

Potential clicks: 10/10

Ok, you probably did not understand anything from the title but let me explain. In this challenge you must wait until the olympics and specifically for the olympic decathlon. Then you need to find a way to smuggle a can of gasoline into olympics. And you set yourself on fire after the starting shot and jump onto the track. If you win the race you are gonna be remembered as the first olympic flame ever won gold medal.

LIVING IN NORTH KOREA

Difficulty: 10/10

Potential clicks: 0/10 (no itnernet in north korea)

Very hard challenge yet not so rewarding. I don't recommend this challenge unless you are a north korean.

SOME FAMOUS CHALLENGES FROM THE INTERNET

I know I said you should be original but I guess I need to mention a couple legendary challenges that have been done before and went viral. I am not saying you shoud try these but they might inspire you in some ways.

One guy one jar challenge: Coming from the infamous video "one guy one jar". In this challenge you need to push the limits of your anus with a glass jar and be sure it breaks inside you. This way you are gonna triple your fame.

2 guys 1 horse challenge: Popularized by the video with the same title. Good thing about this challenge is you don't need two guys. Only thing you need is a horse. Very easy challenge. Recommended for beginners.

1 guy 1 screwdriver challenge: Another legendary challenge. But not a super original idea. A similar challenge has been done in the video called "2 kids 1 sandbox". Since it is overdone, i do not recommend trying to replicate this challenge unless you have a really original idea. Something like using an ice pick or a knife instead of a screwdriver.

DAILY UPDATE - 2 SEPTEMBER 2021

I know I did not share anything yesterday. This stupid hard drive failed on me twice and I needed to start all over. Today I was busy switching into my other pc. I think it is time to retire my older pc. I was installing stuff I need and copying my files into this pc. For the first time I am using this pc to write something long. This keyboard is the worst thing in the world.